7:20 am-hear first peeps of baby girl waking up.
Check video monitor.
See bebe talking to herself and rolling around.
Go back to sleep.
Hear more baby sounds at 8 am.
Baby starts reading a book in her crib, content for a few more minutes.
Shut eyes until "mommy! Mommy! Mommy!" is heard and baby is standing up in crib.
Go in nursery.
Attempt not to breathe out of nose upon smelling child.
Nurse child halfway.
Change child while trying to play and distract her from the matter at hand.
Notice baby is playing with tiny backpack with tiny farm animals stuck in it.
Oh man, tiny stuffed sheep has poo on its paws. Are they "paws"? Or feet? Hooves?
Change child's pants as others smell not so fresh.
Finish nursing baby.
Throw away diaper in bathroom.
Gather trash to take out.
Rinse poor sheep's back feet.
Ask daughter to come downstairs.
Take light saber away from daughter that she has found lying in the hallway.
Pick up daughter as she has a fit about light saber being taken away.
Carry trash, sippy cup, and baby downstairs while doing the fun jumpy down the stairs routine that makes the baby happy.
Enjoy baby giggles and smiles as a result.
Make coffee (finally).
Let baby play with Tupperware to buy a little time to enjoy 1/4 of the coffee.
Get yogurt out for bebe.
Enjoy the delighted cheers for "ya-ya!"
Cut up peaches.
Make bacon.
Make eggs.
Breakfast burrito for self.
Feed baby some yogurt.
Fill up sippy cup with water.
Tear up tortilla for bebe.
Say "spoon!" 17 times to make baby laugh.
Take pics of baby making faces at tortilla.
Finish making own breakfast.
Distract baby by singing and dancing.
Feed baby more yogurt.
Give baby a bite of bacon.
Baby wants more (all the rest has salsa on it so get up and make baby her very own piece of bacon).
Let baby feed herself the last half inch of yogurt.
Watch breakfast getting cold.
Text with father and sister to feel like an adult for a moment.
Finish bacon for baby.
Put bacon in freezer to cool down.
Say softly but firmly, "No no, don't throw peaches on the ground!"
Pick up peaches from ground.
Wipe off high chair tray that is covered in yogurt.
Wipe off baby's hands and face as they are covered in yogurt.
Wash dishes.
Load dishwasher.
Run dishwasher.
Give cooled down bacon to baby.
Eat 3/4 of cold breakfast.
Warm up coffee.
Clean tray again.
Take off bib.
Let baby down.
Remove baby from the storage container she has climbed onto in the .2 seconds she has been down from the highchair.
Realize it is only 9:25 am
Playtime!
Chase baby around couch.
Play tiny piano with baby.
Praise her Mozart-like banging skills on the piano.
Put car seat back together after washing cover.
Take baby down off chairs at kitchen table approximately 23 times.
Make 2nd cup of coffee (decaf this time).
Un-do rolled up tunnel so baby can play.
Play peek-a-boo with baby and tunnel.
Clean up kitchen.
Take video of baby dancing to crazy piano demo music.
Play some more.
Take baby off chairs 9 more times.
Sit on bottom step with baby while she bounces up and down.
Cuddle with baby on couch while she has the hiccups.
Talk to sister for 5 minutes on phone.
Take child off chairs 6 times during phone call.
Carry baby upstairs for nap time.
Wrestle squirmy not wanting to lie on the floor baby.
Change diaper.
Read 3 stories.
Put baby down for nap.
Rub back.
Throw away diaper.
Retreat to room to do some work and pay some bills.
It is 11:30 am.
Check video monitor.
See bebe talking to herself and rolling around.
Go back to sleep.
Hear more baby sounds at 8 am.
Baby starts reading a book in her crib, content for a few more minutes.
Shut eyes until "mommy! Mommy! Mommy!" is heard and baby is standing up in crib.
Go in nursery.
Attempt not to breathe out of nose upon smelling child.
Nurse child halfway.
Change child while trying to play and distract her from the matter at hand.
Notice baby is playing with tiny backpack with tiny farm animals stuck in it.
Oh man, tiny stuffed sheep has poo on its paws. Are they "paws"? Or feet? Hooves?
Change child's pants as others smell not so fresh.
Finish nursing baby.
Throw away diaper in bathroom.
Gather trash to take out.
Rinse poor sheep's back feet.
Ask daughter to come downstairs.
Take light saber away from daughter that she has found lying in the hallway.
Pick up daughter as she has a fit about light saber being taken away.
Carry trash, sippy cup, and baby downstairs while doing the fun jumpy down the stairs routine that makes the baby happy.
Enjoy baby giggles and smiles as a result.
Make coffee (finally).
Let baby play with Tupperware to buy a little time to enjoy 1/4 of the coffee.
Get yogurt out for bebe.
Enjoy the delighted cheers for "ya-ya!"
Cut up peaches.
Make bacon.
Make eggs.
Breakfast burrito for self.
Feed baby some yogurt.
Fill up sippy cup with water.
Tear up tortilla for bebe.
Say "spoon!" 17 times to make baby laugh.
Take pics of baby making faces at tortilla.
Finish making own breakfast.
Distract baby by singing and dancing.
Feed baby more yogurt.
Give baby a bite of bacon.
Baby wants more (all the rest has salsa on it so get up and make baby her very own piece of bacon).
Let baby feed herself the last half inch of yogurt.
Watch breakfast getting cold.
Text with father and sister to feel like an adult for a moment.
Finish bacon for baby.
Put bacon in freezer to cool down.
Say softly but firmly, "No no, don't throw peaches on the ground!"
Pick up peaches from ground.
Wipe off high chair tray that is covered in yogurt.
Wipe off baby's hands and face as they are covered in yogurt.
Wash dishes.
Load dishwasher.
Run dishwasher.
Give cooled down bacon to baby.
Eat 3/4 of cold breakfast.
Warm up coffee.
Clean tray again.
Take off bib.
Let baby down.
Remove baby from the storage container she has climbed onto in the .2 seconds she has been down from the highchair.
Realize it is only 9:25 am
Playtime!
Chase baby around couch.
Play tiny piano with baby.
Praise her Mozart-like banging skills on the piano.
Put car seat back together after washing cover.
Take baby down off chairs at kitchen table approximately 23 times.
Make 2nd cup of coffee (decaf this time).
Un-do rolled up tunnel so baby can play.
Play peek-a-boo with baby and tunnel.
Clean up kitchen.
Take video of baby dancing to crazy piano demo music.
Play some more.
Take baby off chairs 9 more times.
Sit on bottom step with baby while she bounces up and down.
Cuddle with baby on couch while she has the hiccups.
Talk to sister for 5 minutes on phone.
Take child off chairs 6 times during phone call.
Carry baby upstairs for nap time.
Wrestle squirmy not wanting to lie on the floor baby.
Change diaper.
Read 3 stories.
Put baby down for nap.
Rub back.
Throw away diaper.
Retreat to room to do some work and pay some bills.
It is 11:30 am.